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Love Among the Tomatoes Gregg Fedchak

Love Among the Tomatoes

Gregg Fedchak

Published
ISBN : 9781590920671
Paperback
215 pages
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Marty Durwinkel, the worlds most nondescript gigolo, has a conundrum. He was such as good escort to mobster Frank Vincenzos sultry daughter, Regina, that now Frank wants Marty to marry her. Along with the deal comes a high mafia post, anMoreMarty Durwinkel, the worlds most nondescript gigolo, has a conundrum. He was such as good escort to mobster Frank Vincenzos sultry daughter, Regina, that now Frank wants Marty to marry her. Along with the deal comes a high mafia post, an ever-bearing, weather-resistant tomato plant--and most of Montana. But there are a few problems: Marty doesnt want a wife, and neither does his tomato-breeder girlfriend, Elizabeth. Even the Vice President of the United States has an opinion, after she walked all over Martys chest in stilettos. But most of all, as the greatest slacker of all time, Marty just doesnt want to run anything, let alone a powerful crime empire. Throw in a castle with a butler named Groats and you have a Wodehouseian world complete with a protagonist worthy of Knighthood. Or at least worthy of a good m?nage-a-trois and a chewing gum factory in Jersey.